Lately, because my wife and I are unfortunately separated while I fix our old house up for sale, people have been asking me, "so, do you miss her?"
What kind of idiotic self deserving redneck foolish dumbass question is that?
I guess people today live in such a world of dishonor and infidelity that they've forgotten that people still do marry because they actually like each other.
That's one reason why I'm for gay marriage. If we let gays marry, maybe then we can restore some sacred honor to the union.
Yeah. Choke on the irony.